It took awhile, but Bruce Willis has officially moved on from Demi Moore.
The action star married girlfriend Emma Heming earlier today on Parrot Cay. It's located on the Turks and Caicos islands in the Caribbean.
Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher and Madonna were among the guests in attendance at the ceremony. Willis, 54, and Hemming, 32, have been dating for approximately a year.
We don't have to tell you that Mario Lopez has experienced a career revival in the past several months. And unlike a fellow Saved By the Bell cohort, his comeback doesn't involve him starring in a graphic sex video that may or may not involve a "body double." We can't wait for that Dustin Diamond sex tape to hit stores.
Actually, we can. But that's neither here nor there. The subject of this post is Lopez, who rose from obscurity to win the most recent season of Dancing With the Stars - and the heart of his dashing partner, Karina Smirnoff.
Moreover, he was romantically linked to Eva Longoria and Britney Spears. While none of those stories held water, when you're rumored to be hooking up with Britney Spears, you've hit the big time (even if you haven't hit that).
Now, as he gets ready to host the Miss America pageant, he's one of the biggest stars out there - and judging by his face in this picture with one of The Incredibles, he knows it:
In between custody battles, tractor stand offs, and being arrested ... comedian Katt Williams somehow rakes in $28,000 a MONTH -- this according to new legal docs.
You may recall ... Katt won back custody of his 8-year-old adopted daughter from his former nanny in December -- after a protracted legal battle -- and just filed new documents in the case, updating L.A. County Superior Court on his financial status.
In the docs, Katt lists his average monthly income as $27,778 -- money he claims to make as a freelance comedian.
Katt’s got some serious disposable income too -- according to the docs, his monthly expenses are only $7,000 ... leaving him roughly $20K a month to blow on whatever he wants, like bail.
Comedian money -- what a joke.
Here's the lowdown. Our sources tell us Halle wants to go after her baby daddy Gabriel Aubry with nuclear weapons -- metaphorically speaking -- and she thinks Hersh is too much of a gentleman to wage that kind of legal war, even though he has guided Halle through 2 divorces, a custody war and various other legal skirmishes.
So we've learned Halle has hired Stephen Kolodny (above), who is legendary in L.A. legal circles for the level of legal warfare she so wants. You may recall Kolodny repped Mel Gibson in his epic battle with Oksana Grigorieva -- and that got kinda nasty.
Kolodny has already gone to court with Halle. We've learned last Thursday the new duo went to dependency court to have more restrictions placed on Aubry. The dependency judge has already ordered that Gabriel can only have contact with Nahla in the presence of a monitor. On Thursday, we're told the judge voiced additional concerns and ordered Gabriel to return the child to Halle earlier than the 6 PM deadline on days he has custody.
Kolodny will have his hands full trying to convince the family law judge that Halle should be able to move to France with the child because she's concerned about paparazzi and safety.
One thing's for sure ... it's gonna get nasty.
Hersh and Kolodny could not be reached for comment.
"Girls Gone Wild" honcho Joe Francis dropped almost a quarter mil on a helicopter 10 years ago ... but he still has NO IDEA where it is -- and now, he's suing the guy who's allegedly behind the mystery.
According to papers filed at the LA Superior Court, obtained by TMZ, the GGW guru went halfsies on a Bell 206 Long Ranger helicopter in 2002 -- with some rich dude named Mohamed Hadid.
According to the docs, Joe paid $226,000 for his share -- but claims he never signed any paperwork or asked any questions, trusting Mohamed with all the small details ... like location, full price, and working condition. Joe claims he doesn't even know who currently holds the title to the chopper.
But now, Joe wants his $226K back -- claiming he was prevented from using the flying machine ... and worse, believes it was secretly sold behind his back. Joe says he has no clue where the helicopter currently is.
Joe is also seeking unspecified damages. Attempts to reach Hadid were unsuccessful.
There's a new casualty in the nasty divorce between one of the "Real Housewives of Orange County" and her husband -- their house.
We've learned ... Vicki Gunvalson and her hubby, Donn, have put their Coto de Caza, CA house on the market for $2.695 million.
The reason for the divorce -- a midlife crisis, according to Vicki.
Also, they don't get along at all.
